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Fukin Sockin Gets Married

Retired Longhorn Braden Suchan got married this weekend. His lifetime stats are 22 singles, 1 HR and 1 KO (Kuzek in Enchant). Not shocking a few Saskies went back for the wedding and from I’m told they all had a Light Buzz. Coach Rex and Albo won best outfits. They were parading around with the Longhorn Track Suit and headband. The Legion replaced the photo of the Queen with Lars ‘The World’s Most Interesting Man’. Artie reiterated is love of current Longhorn Paul Reid, who he has never met. They are officially brothers now. The only thing we need to know is if Albo caught the garter? I sure hope not because he is a mess. On the other hand he does have a great mentor in Rex.