Big O – Two new knees…………… Rex – a stress free coaching year, since he lost his contract is up and could be fired………… Wayne – a fertile Joanne……………….. Paul – more emails to the coach for playing time……………… Joyce – a boss that is not so strict…………….. Carter – a Flow bee……………….. Luke – to come out of retirement………… Fech – he has birth control now so what else does he need…………. Suchan – that we serve Peach pie at our Tourney………… Albo – to pick up skinner women so they do not roll on his arm when he is getting laid…………… Kuzek – lifetime supply of Nathan’s……………… Arne – smaller strike zone……………… T-Roy – more Taber corn so he can hit a bomb………………. Lars – another run of commercials so the World’s Most Interesting man stays in the spotlight…………………. Ted – nothing his life is perfect……………….. Ulmer – that Rex does not eat all the hot dogs he is storing at his place for him……………..Jade – that the number for Jenny Craig becomes easier to remember…………………. Mike Angelozzi aka Byers – that he actually plays more than 10 games in a season.