Menu Close

The Sarge Slaughters Longhorns

The Diamondbacks celebrity guest pitcher was Joe Sargent. He must off been off today as he only struck out 10 of us in 5 innings. The Longhorns tried to match the DB with a celebrity middle infield, with Jade Alberts at Short and Carter Edie at 2nd. There combined weight was approximately 450 Lbs, try to match that. Taking all that into consideration we only lost 6-3. The game was pretty uneventful with Jared Albo the only Longhorn worth mentioning with 2 doubles. He was pounding singles in the bar and trying to wheel the waitress with a see through sweater (you couldn’t see anything). We’re off for the All-Star break and don’t play again until July.4.