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Longhorns Christmas Wish List

Big O – A injury free year……………… Coach Rex (Snooki) – Nothing all his talents are ‘God Given’…………….Trent Corbett – playing time……………..Wayne Leitch – another child, we need 2 more to create a full line up………………… Paul Reid – squash lessons…………………. Craig Joyce – his flowing mullet back………………… Carter Edie – a flow bee………………..Ty Hinton (Tron) – none of the Horns to show up at his wedding………………. Brendan Engdahl – a new Golf Cart……………. Darren Fech – hopes that Santa brings more lunches at the Cactus Club……………….. Brett Suchan (Peaches) – a hat that fits………………. Jared Albo – rehab for drinking and his arm………………….Arne Larson – a bigger strike zone…………… Troy Cleland – more innings pitched………………….. Lars Glemser – more commercials so he gets back in the lime light. No more trips that cost us the championship…………………..Ted Eisthen – a cell phone………………… Kellen Foremen – condoms for himself………………… Jason Ulmer – a guarantee that Engdahl rips off his sleeves at a tourney……………… Jade Alberts – tighter fitting jerseys…………………….. Bryson Kuzek & Brent Kelly – a sumo wrestling match for the nickname ‘Burger King’